just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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what are you doing with your life
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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