the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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