Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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