So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
