It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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