Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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