On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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