Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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