That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
COCAINE IS GR8
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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