Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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