My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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