They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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