Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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