DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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