it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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