just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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