I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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