On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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