Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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