He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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