The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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