It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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