How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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