Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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