I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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