i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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