found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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