K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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