Your favorite bartender is back from prision
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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