I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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