I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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