At least make sure they are 18
Why
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We were destined to go to rehab together
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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