Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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