Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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