hell yes lets make some ravioli
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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