ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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