uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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