the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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