wat bout pragnant strippers??
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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