Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just puked most of my soul out..
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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