Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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