are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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