imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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