I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
