Someone shit on the floor
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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