i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I'm bleeding and have questions
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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