If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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