Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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