K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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