I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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