So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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