One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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