Cold hands, warm shart.
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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