we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You need Xanax blowdarts
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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