I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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